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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some good inspirational movies?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

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